Disclaimer: It’s hypothetical. I’m not really this bad. Yet…. 6:15am: Turn alarm off. Yawn. Roll over and hide my head under my pillow. Tell myself it will only be for ‘ten more minutes.’ 6:45am: Get up. Curse the fact that…
I’m not a stalker. Really, I’m not. That flasher style rain coat I have? It’s just for the rainy Manchester winters. And the binoculars I keep in my pocket… they’re for bird watching! Ok seriously, I don’t have a flasher…
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