David Moyes is Useless, Arsene Wenger is Jimmy Saville and Other Things Google Suggest Says About Premier League Managers
I’m a sucker for a funny Google Suggest screenshot. And, unfortunately (after an opening 6 months that can only be described as ‘catastrophic’) my beloved Manchester United’s new manager has been very much “suggested” of late (as above).
Although I’m definitely not going to disagree that David Moyes is, erm… well… Let’s just say he’s yet to prove himself, I would like to point out that he’s not the only Premier League Manager that Google Suggest has something unsavoury to say about:
Arsene Wenger is Jimmy Saville
I don’t know about you, but I’d rather be labelled useless than Jimmy Saville.
Jose Mourinho is a (hot) disrespectful hypocrite
He is hot, like.
Tony Pulis is a prick
And, as you will see, he’s not the only one.
Robert Martinez is overrated
He’s proving this one wrong.
Steve Bruce is the Elephant Man
Brendan Rodgers is having an affair
Google getting all up in everyone’s marital business.
Alan Pardew is a joke
And a prick, apparently.
Mark Hughes is a crap manager
And he is also a prick. Imagine that.
Gus Poyet is a prick
A racist one, apparently.
Sam Alardyce is a crook
See… it’s not just Moyes! 😉